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OKAY, STAY CALM, STAY COOL, STAY TOGETHER AS A CREW—
EVEN IF THIS PLANET MAKES US SING "OOOH-OOOH-OOOH!"
THIS IS NOT IN MY CHECKLIST, THIS IS NOT IN MY PLAAAAN,
BUT IF I'M GONNA SING THEN I'LL SING LIKE A RESPONSIBLE MAAAAN!

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF POP!
WHERE YOUR FEET GO "BOOM" AND YOUR MOUTH WON'T STOP!
YOU CAN TRY TO SPEAK— BUT IT COMES OUT "LA-LA!"
ONE STEP OUTSIDE AND YOU'RE A SUPERSTAAAAR!

I TRIED TO FIND NORTH— BUT I FOUND A KEY CHANGE,
AND NOW MY COMPASS IS JUST… DOING A DANCE EXCHAAAANGE!

I'M HEARING HARMONIES FROM ROCKS AND FROM TREES,
EVEN MY HEADSET'S GOING "PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!"

SYMPTOMS INCLUDE: SUDDEN GROOVING,
UNCONTROLLED CLAPPING, AND HIGH NOTE PROOOOOVING!
IF YOU FEEL THE BEAT— DO NOT— (gasps) DO NOT— (beat grabs her) RESIST!

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF POP!
WHERE YOUR FEET GO "BOOM" AND YOUR MOUTH WON'T STOP!
TRY TO SAY "HELP"— IT COMES OUT "HEY!"
NOW SHAKE IT OFF AND DANCE YOUR WAY!

I CAN FIX A SHIP WITH A BOLT AND A BOP,
BUT I CAN'T FIX MY LEGS WHEN THEY WON'T STOP POP!

SOMETHING'S GONNA EXPLODE, I CAN FEEL IT IN MY SOUL,
BUT I'M ALSO DOING CHOREO— WHY AM I IN CONTROOOOL?!

I CLEANED THE SHIP, I CLEANED THE FLOOR,
NOW THIS PLANET'S MAKING ME A POP-STAR— WHAT FOR?
I DIDN'T ASK FOR RHYTHM, I DIDN'T ASK FOR FAAAAAME—
I JUST WANTED SOMEONE TO REMEMBER MY NAAAAAME!

I'M DANCING! I'M PRANCING! I'M GLIDING! I'M— WHOAA!
I JUST UNTIED MY SHOELACE AND IT DID A SOLO!

I WILL PROTECT THIS CREW WITH EVERY NOTE I SING,
EVEN IF THIS POP PLANET MAKES MY FEELINGS… SPRING!

WARNING: EMOTIONS DETECTED. THIS IS… UNPLEASANTLY… NICE.
I AM EXPERIENCING… JOY. REQUESTING… IMMEDIATE… DEVICE.

THIS IS TOO LOUD, TOO BRIGHT, TOO FUN FOR MY TAAASTE,
I WANT THIS ENTIRE PLANET TO BE POLISHED AND REPLAAACED!

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF POP!
WHERE YOUR FEET GO "BOOM" AND YOUR MOUTH WON'T STOP!
TRY TO SAY "HELP"— IT COMES OUT "HEY!"
NOW SHAKE IT OFF AND DANCE YOUR WAY!

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF POP!
WHERE YOUR FEET GO "BOOM" AND YOUR MOUTH WON'T STOP!
TRY TO SAY "HELP"— IT COMES OUT "HEY!"
NOW SHAKE IT OFF AND DANCE YOUR WAY!

WAIT— IF THIS PLANET MAKES US SING… THEN HERE'S THE TRICK—
WE SING OURSELVES BACK TO THE SHIP… QUICK QUICK QUICK!

BACK ON BOARD! BACK ON BOARD!
BEFORE OUR LEGS DO ONE MORE CHOOOORUS!
BACK ON BOARD! BACK ON BOARD!
BEFORE WE ACCIDENTALLY GO TOUUUUR-US!